Адвокатська доброта

Once known lawyer drove in his limousine in poor areas of the city. He saw, as the lawn near the house on all fours one running man stands and chews grass. Attorney ordered the driver to stop, out of the car and asked the man:
- Why do you eat grass?
He replied:
- I'm so poor, I can not afford to buy food.
Then the lawyer told him:
- Let's go to my house, caitiff!
- But I have a wife and three children!
- Nothing, take them with you!
The whole family sat in the car and they went to the house of lawyer. They soon arrived at the luxury estate with a huge lawn.
- Thank you, you took us to his! - rozplakavshys, the man said.
- Do not gratitude, - with a smile lawyer. - You are really like - the grass this year increased by half a meter!