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Dance well, if no one sees.
sings, if nobody hears.
Write a lawsuit so, it reads as if the court.
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Once known lawyer drove in his limousine in poor areas of the city. He saw, as the lawn near the house on all fours one running man stands and chews grass. Attorney ordered the driver to stop, out of the car and asked the man:
- Why do you eat grass?
He replied:
- I'm so poor, I can not afford to buy food.
Then the lawyer told him:
- Let's go to my house, caitiff!
- But I have a wife and three children!
- Nothing, take them with you!
The whole family sat in the car and they went to the house of lawyer. They soon arrived at the luxury estate with a huge lawn.
- Thank you, you took us to his! - rozplakavshys, the man said.
- Do not gratitude, - with a smile lawyer. - You are really like - the grass this year increased by half a meter!
Not dad
Soul Pope and famous lawyer appearing before the gates of paradise. Suddenly the gate flies crowd of angels, archangels, saints, cherubim, etc.. d. They fly toward lawyer, joyfully greet him, lift up and carry in paradise. The Pope no one pays attention, What he is upset. Saint Peter calls him:
- Do not zhurisya, beloved! Just dads here are a few dozen, and lawyers come to us only rarely!